Software Engineer

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife??? : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife??? : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife??? : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found...
Wife??? : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife??? : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters...
Wife??? : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife??? : You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.
Wife??? : What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use ... Try later.
Wife??? : What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus

MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT professional

"Anonymous"